Published: Thursday, 11th December, 2008 12:30pm
Tweeddale the setting for UFO expose
by David Knox
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THE Tweeddale Triangle is to feature in a forthcoming book about UFOs.
Cardrona skywatcher Jez Ippolito has spent several years researching unexplainable lights above his Peeblesshire home.
And the dad-of-one has just completed his very own 60,000-word X-files into the phenomena.
Jez told the Peeblesshire News: 'After all my research and speculation, not to mention 60,000 words, I am left with little room for doubt of the existence and presence of unconventional even bizarre craft in our skies.
'My book will show what the Ministry of Defence can"t because I believe their protocols inhibit full coverage of the facts.
'It is not a question of believing or non believing, it is a question of the facts and only a few are in possession of these facts.'
Over the past three years The Peeblesshire News has received more than a dozen reports of sightings in the area.
And we have carried several stories including a few photographs supplied by Mr Ippolito.
But the most recent War of the Worlds claim came back down to earth with a bang after a trio of orange lights turned out to be floating fire lanterns, sent into the sky by a Peebles family.
Despite an explanation being offered for the latest lights – there are many more sightings which remain unexplained.
Mr Ippolito"s planned 500-page tome into strange objects above the Tweed Valley – called the Realms of the Unreal - will also carry dozens of images captured by him over the past three years.
And he hopes the photographs will provide enough evidence to prove that Peeblesshire really has become a hot-spot for UFOs.
He added: 'Many of my photographs leave very little subjective room for doubt.
'I now possess too much evidence from this area as to be in any doubt as to what"s in my photographs - and many others in Cardrona village share my belief.
'There is a prevalence of strange unidentified objects, much of which is barely visible to the naked eye, in and around Cardrona. My recent images of sky and ground anomalies around the valley will validate the claims I have made.'
Realms of the Unreal will be published next summer.
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Commie Bastard.
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Yahoo we're going get the truth. Well done Jack.
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Things are getting strange I'm starting to worry, Commie ....... is calling me Jack... kept dropping up,full details in my book.
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Actually meant to say "cropping up" but I must've been going round in circles.
Chapter 15 Preview. Sneak it.
“Trust no Gray.”
Suddenly the car jacked in and while trapped by the side of some nowhere road an ominous alien-like ape ordered Jack to breathe into a see through satchel which was really a crisp packet with one way in and no way out. Dave imagined what Jack might be thinking.
“Here I believe are a few tips in the art of defence in the event of being accosted in the dark by a bald Gray and human impostor. Firstly, always carry a digital camera, the Gray is photosensitive and doesn’t like flashing lights. If you suddenly find yourself being led to a shiny vehicle with Black Mariah emblazoned and blue and red throbbing disco techno whamming all over it, try not to clammer for your camera, stay calm, click and pray that your battery hasn’t gone on holiday. Don’t believe any guff the swine might psychically suggest about how there’s Turkish delights stuffed in his saucers waiting to be dished to the first gullible cretin taken in by the dubious offer of a freebie, that is if you don’t want to end up as condensed milk, liquid protein and or eaten. You should also refrain from the temptation of saying, well chops to that old chap but I’d really rather pop ‘round to the 4 O Clock chippy for a donor kebab now if you don’t mind should you not require an alarmingly sudden “right that’s it pal you’re coming with us” reply.
Don’t take unnecessary shortcuts home in the middle of the night and if you’re out and about, stay right where there is ample street light, you’ll be quite safe unless of course there’s some drunk helplessly falling towards you looking like he’s going to ask you back to his pad. If you get the odd uneasy sensation that you are being watched, it’s because you probably are by a Mr. Gray exploring the psychological anomaly of spying and possible thuggery with the sole intention of slurping your red stuff dry, some of which will no doubt be retained in glass jars for the abominable Dows future consumption and totally without your consent - if you’re close to home, run to it as fast as your jellied legs will allow and phone Tom Cruise right away to come and help you sort the problem. If none that works and if you still abhor the idea of having your gears cored out to the colon in an undignified field then ask alien Al politely if it would like a race to the end of the street, if baldox is up for exploring the psychological anomaly of ego, when it bolts off like an absolute ****hole leaving you standing, run like the clappers in the other direction, or if you’re voice-box hasn’t seized beyond the ability to speak then ask baldy if he’s ever enjoyed a good kick in the toolbox he/she pre –abduction phenomena didn’t have and sometimes steals from cattle and the occasional human.
Neology is the preferred language of the Gray alien, so if chrome dome tells you that he’s a womb dater, a letter writing wish dosher or just some laxi-cabriant dressed in his Jade white Sunday best out driving a caxi tab near Straiton, you’ve just met Spock. Ask him if he knows your mate Jack and tell him that you’re only meaning to get home to the wife and that you were really only there trying out the Victoria and Albert’s white piano. It might also help if you tell your potential platinum pal that you do NOT want to be given a birth nor a brain implant and you certainly do NOT want to be taught how to weld balls near castles or waterfalls.
When and where there are two or more aliens, only prayers that are rarely heard nor answered can help you there.”
Realms of the Unreal.
J.M.I.
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